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There are many ups and downs when it comes to sexting on the internet. I mean, as long as it is with someone you know in real life, it should all be fine, right?
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Read more →Creep Shots seem like a modern phenomenon, but I wonder where their true roots lie. As a full-time pervert, I have a feeling creepshots existed long before the days of cameras in every pocket. When cameras were invented back in the early 19th century, I bet people immediately tried to capture secret shots of the sexy ladies of the time. The most scandalous ones showed a bare ankle or sometimes even a knee!
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